So we are somehow halfway through the college football
season. I have collected 585 dollars from stats inc for sitting on my ass
imputing statistics from the various games I watch on Saturdays. Notre Dame has
lost twice as many games as they lost last year. Alabama is still insufferable.
Les Miles is still awesome. Jameis Winston might pull a Manziel and win the
Heisman. Everything is still a crap
shoot. What follows is an attempt to pick out who's going to win the 1600 after
we're 800 meters into the race (goofy running analogy brought to you by my
woeful distance running career in high school).
AAC: Louisville might have lost out on their slim title game
hopes by struggling against the likes of Rutgers and Kentucky. With a schedule
this week, they literally have to win 70-0 every week to convince people they
are good enough in this sick and twisted world where there is no playoff for
them to try and prove themselves against the big boys (March Madness>football).
Regardless, they aren't losing any time soon and will have to wait for a BCS
game to play someone that isn't derptastic.
Big 10: Mediocrity is entertaining, right? Ohio State is
ahead in the leaders division, with nothing outside of a game in Ann Arbor
standing in their way from winning their side. Even with one loss, I'm assuming
they'll get the tiebreaker over Wisconsin since they beat them. I'm too lazy to
look up the tie breaking rules so we'll just go with that. Indiana and Penn St
might be frisky, but they won't win. On the other side, it's looking like
someone out of the triumvirate of “teams ranked between 25 and 30 in the
country” to challenge the Buckeyes in the title tilt. Nebraska gets Michigan
State at home, Michigan State gets Michigan at home, Michigan gets Nebraska at
home, so basically you can go with a coin flip or some form of paper, rock,
scissoring to find this answer. If I had to guess, I'd go with Nebraska. It
looks like a defense with 8 JC's/freshman contributing might be starting to
jell.
Big 12: Baylor all day son. Sorry that was the first thing
that popped into my head. The standings say Texas Tech and Texas are also
undefeated. I kind of like Texas Tech, but they do all the same things as
Baylor, but just don't do them quite as well. Texas went from being a national
joke, to being good all of a sudden because they won one game? Against a team
missing the heart and soul of their defense that had been playing out of their
heads? Baylor gets everyone from the top five in the league at home except for
Oklahoma St, so I think they win the conference. They might lose a game in
there, but everyone else will lose two. Texas will lose more than two.
PAC 12: I really liked Stanford coming into the year. I just
thought that their defense was too stout, and that losing Chip Kelly would hurt
Oregon. Methinks I underestimated Niketown however; as Oregon looks as good as
they ever have. Oregon St. still has a 0 in the loss column, but Stanford will
beat them. Oregon is heading towards being 13-0 and heading to Pasadena to play
whichever 1 loss SEC team they get matched up against. In the South, UCLA will
emerge. Everyone else is bad, and I can't take ASU seriously after they got
handled by a team quarterbacked by Tommy Rees.
SEC: Like everyone else, I'm kind of sick of all the
countless SEC hype and slobbering. At the same time, it is the best league and
home to the best games by far. When someone who doesn't watch college football
wants a guide on how to get into it because “there are too many teams to keep
track of,” I point them in the direction of the SEC. Eight teams in the top 25
kind of speaks for itself. Any number of things could happen, but I really like
how LSU's young defense looked against Florida. With the offense they have
being better than it's been in years, I think they can beat Bama and win the
West. I like South Carolina to come out of the East, simply because Florida's
offense is bad, Georgia is beat up, and Missouri is just a cute story. If LSU
slips up in the championship game, Alabama will vulture their way into a game
against Oregon for all the marbles, hopefully coming away with a loss of about
586-3.
( I have a system in ranking players that admittedly isn't perfect. It tends to crystalize better as the season goes on, when everyone has played an even amount of games. At the midseason mark, here's how it stands by position).
QB
1.
Marcus Mariota, Soph. Oregon ( 100-165 1724
yards, 17 td's 0 Int. 41-426 8 td's rushing)Mariota puts the video in the video game that is Oregon's offense. He has to be considered the Heisman frontrunner at this point.
2. Johnny Manziel Soph. Texas A&M ( 131-179 1835 14-5, 66-466 5TD's) (google images)
I could write about Money Manziel (copyright Bomani Jones) all day long. Instead, just watch the game against Bama if you have any questions about the validity of Manziel's ability to play quarterback.
3.
Teddy Bridgewater, Jr. Louisville (125-176 1872
18-2)
4.
Jameis Winston Frosh. FSU (90-123 1441 17-2)
5.
Tajh Boyd Sr. Clemson (123-185 1783 15-2)
(Next 3: Aaron Murray, Zack Mettenberger, Devin Gardner)
RB
1.
Mike Davis Soph. South Carolina (111-742 9 TD’s)Davis has stepped in for Marcus Lattimore and arguably been more productive. The sophomore is averaging 6.7 yards a pop and has been the best running back in the country.
4.
Bishop Sankey Jr. Washington (159-899 9 TD’s)
5.
Jeremy Hill Sr. Ohio St.(98-715 9 TD’s)
(Next 3: Jordan Hall, Tyler
Gaffney, Lache Seastrunk)
WR
1. Jarvis Landry Jr. LSU (46-674 7 TD’s)
It looks like the race for the number one wideout is going to
be between teammates, as Landry and Beckham have gotten off to tremendous
starts for the Tigers. Landry is slightly ahead only on number of catches and
touchdowns. LSU is clearly a much different team on offense this season, and
these two receivers are one of the main reasons why.
3.
Mike Evans Soph. Texas A&M (32-737 5 TD's)
4.
Sammie
Watkins Jr. Clemson (36-582 4 TD's)
5.
Josh
Huff Sr. Oregon (27-552 5 TD's)
(Next 3: Jeremy Gallon, Tony Jones, Corey Brown)
DL:
1.Vic
Beasley Jr. Clemson (20 Tackles, 9 Sacks, 12 TFL’s 2 Forced Fumbles, 5 PBU’s)A defensive lineman from the state of South Carolina has been an absolute terror this season, but he wears orange and not red. Beasley has built off of a strong finish last year to simply become a dominant force as a pass rusher, which is a big reason why Clemson is number 3 in the country.
2. Lorenzo Maudlin Jr. Louisville (17 Tackles, 6.5 Sacks, 8.5 TFL’s 3 Forced Fumbles)
The safeties got most of the preseason love for Louisville’s defense, but Maudlin, and to a lesser degree, Marcus Smith, have lived in the backfield for the undefeated Cardinals.
3.
Dean
Lowry Jr. Northwestern (16 Tackles, 2 Sacks, 2 INT, 2 Forced Fumbles, 5 PBU’s)
4.
Tony
Washington Jr. Oregon ( 29 Tackles, 4.5 Sacks, 6 TFL’s, 3 Forced Fumbles)
5.
Tyler
Scott Sr. Northwestern ( 24 Tackles, 4 Sacks, 6 TFL’s, 2 Forced Fumbles)
(Next 3: Marcus
Smith, Dante Fowler, Noah Spence)
LB: 1. Preston Brown Sr. Louisville (39 Tackles,
3 Sacks, 7.5 TFL’s, 1 Forced Fumble)
Brown was a 1st
team all AAC LB in the preseason and the 22nd best inside linebacker
in terms of draft stock according to soothsayer Phil Steele, and he has done
nothing to change anyone’s mind playing on a defense that is sturdy on all
three levels.
2. Colin Ellis Jr. Northwestern (40 Tackles, 2 INT, 6 PBU’s)
Ellis and some of the Northwestern boys will slide slightly as long as they are out of the top 25, as I use this as part of my basis for my rankings. That being said, he parlayed a strong first game with 2 picks against Cal into this spot. The Wildcats have created a lot of turnovers, and Ellis has been right in the middle of it.
3. Anthony Barr Sr. UCLA (27 Tackles, 4 Sacks, 4 Forced Fumbles, 10 TFL’s)
4. Amarlo Herrera Jr. Georgia ( 55 Tackles, 5 PBU’s)
5. Ryan Shazier Jr. Ohio St. (47 Tackles, 2 Forced Fumbles, 8 TFL’s)
(Next 3: Stephone Anthony, Chi Chi Ariguzo, Caleb Lavey)
DB:
1. Doran Grant
Jr. Ohio St. (28 Tackles, 2 INT, 1 Forced Fumble, 7 PBU’s)
Ryan Shazier gets a
lot of the hype, but Grant has been very good as well. After getting some burn
last year, he stepped in for Travis Howard and has paired with Bradley Roby to
produce maybe the best corner tandem in the Big 10.
2. Vernon Hargreaves
Frosh. Florida (16 Tackles, 3 INT, 8 PBU’s)
Hargreaves was a top
10-20 recruit depending on who’s rankings you looked at, and has more than
lived up to the hype, with 3 interceptions and 8 PBU’s, both of which lead the
team.
3. Blake Countess Jr.
Michigan (24 Tackles, 4 INT, 6 PBU’s)
4. Ibraheim Campbell
Jr. Northwestern (38 Tackles, 4 INT, 6 PBU’s)
5. Armani Reeves
Soph. Ohio St. ( 12 Tackles, 1 INT, 6 PBU)
5. Julian Wilson Jr.
Oklahoma (12 Tackles, 2 INT, 5 PBU)
(Next 3: Tramain
Jacobs, Calvin Pryor, Bradley Roby)
Top 20 Offensive
Players
1.
Marcus
Mariota
2.
Johnny
Manziel
3.
Teddy
Bridgewater
4.
Mike
Davis
5.
Jameis
Winston
6.
Tajh
Boyd
7.
Melvin
Gordon
8.
Jarvis
Landry
9.
Odell
Beckham
10. Mike Evans
11. Aaron Murray
12. Zach Mettenberger
13. Devin Gardner
14. Todd Gurley
15. Bishop Sankey
16. Jeremy Hill
17. Bryce
Petty
18. Jordan
Hall
19. Lache
Seastrunk
20. Tyler
Gaffney
Top 20 Defensive Players:
1.
Vic Beasley
2.
Lorenzo Maudlin
3.
Preston Brown
4.
Dean Lowry
5.
Tony Washington
6.
Colin Ellis
7.
Anthony Barr
8.
Amarlo Herrera
9.
Ryan Shazier
10. Stephone
Anthony
11. Tyler
Scott
12. Chi
Chi Ariguzo
13. Caleb
Lavey
14. Doran
Grant
15. Vernon
Hargreaves
16. Marcus
Smith
17. Blake
Countess
18. Dante
Fowler
19. Brennan
Beyer
20. Trent
Murphy